The State Religion of Masli Makes Women Free
The Grand Sphincter of Little Tallyban and Greater Istanshire Tey Thorn is thumbing through his photo albums…..
Thorn: I am so proud of my granddaughter who is now in faith school. She has given me her new annual class photo. She’s the girl with the blond hair.
Later…..
Thorn: The village children spend their days taunting me and my Mayor of Wankara on the Internet using their infernal iPhones. He is indeed more than a few cards short of a full deck but that’s part of his job description. Who in their right mind would want to be public servant to the village mob – at least without kickbacks? And so I have once again declared war on those unholy Jewish dogs at Twitter. I have abandoned plans to found my own service – TurkTwatter — because I ended up twatting to myself. Nobody listen to me, even on the Internet and that’s fucking full of like-minded wackos. I have just ordered 6,000 villagers to volunteer and create something called mind-bending hashbags on Twitter so that the world can see the good side of Greater Istanshire and not just the brutal public beatings cuddling of protesters by my plain-clothed policemen, the delightful mutilations body modifications, the justified murders unaccidental deaths and the delicious terrible teargassing deaths. Oh #BOLLOCKS! Twat that!
Teargas clouds in the night sky over the Masli paradise of Little Tallyban, Istanshire